I will never forget this day. It was the year 2022, and I was leaving Lagos to Delta state using a bus terminal.
When a man approached me and asked for my number.
I didn’t want to give it to him, but he disturbed me, and I resolved to mess with him.
I gave him my WhatsApp number, I think he was on his way to Owerri or so.
He started chatting with me on WhatsApp when our separate buses were enroute.
He began with the usual, “I want to get to know you.” Talking about he would soon get a Delta wife and Delta babies yadiyadiyada.
Like we just met, and you want to impregnate me? Ew, but okay.
I then thought up a crazy joke and said, “I like you too but, I am not spiritually okay.”
I laughed when I typed this, as I thought that it would make him a little nervous.
But he replied almost immediately, “how do you mean?”
Okay, a brave man.
Let’s go.
I then told him that all the men I have ever slept with, had died within 7 days.
Okay. You people should talk true, the men here especially.
If a lady you just met is telling you these things, small fear will not catch you?
Because fear did not catch this guy.
Maybe this Owerri man was different, because I kid you not, he asked for my address in Delta so that he can come and help me.
I asked, because me sef wanted to know, “help how?”
This man said he is spiritually blessed, not just spiritually blessed, that his p*n1s holds great power.
Please, I am not joking I promise.
He said that his p3n1s is great, and that he can heal me and drive away any evil that resided in me.
And he is sure he can do it, because he has done it to plenty women.
The scream I scroomed. It was then that I knew, that werey pass werey.
So, his spiritually gifted p***s had helped lots of women, so he has various demons trapped in his p3n*s or what?
Transferring sexually transmitted spirits here and there.
I was pretending to be mad, not knowing that I met a real mad man.
I sha blocked him after this discussion, and hope he found one nice, evil spirit lady to settle down with.
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